Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one here...
...which is probably because I am. They told me this was the worldwide web. They told me that if you wanted your voice to be heard the best place to shout it, without even twitching your vocal cords, would be here! They also told me my ding alings too big. There's a moral here, don't you see? Don't listen to 'they'!
Do it for me, add a few comments; I love you, now show me a little reciprocation. Tell me I'm doing it all wrong, I don't mind; just say something dammit!
I'm not desperate or delirious, they just say I am.