Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one here...

...which is probably because I am. They told me this was the worldwide web. They told me that if you wanted your voice to be heard the best place to shout it, without even twitching your vocal cords, would be here! They also told me my ding alings too big. There's a moral here, don't you see? Don't listen to 'they'!

Do it for me, add a few comments; I love you, now show me a little reciprocation. Tell me I'm doing it all wrong, I don't mind; just say something dammit!

I'm not desperate or delirious, they just say I am.

I really do apologize for the picture I posted yesterday of Dustin Hoffman. Until now I didn't realise that the picture's caption insults the intellect of the wonderful man, Raymond Babbitt, who Hoffman depicts in the film. I will try and have the caption removed, so until then I have introduced this picture instead.

Sorry about that

THE RAINMAN

Ok. You're all probably wandering who the hell is that kid? Cricket didn't tell us that there's another member to the show!? Well be prepared for some EXTRRRREEME days to come, because Mr. Cricket over here, aka DONNIE FLOSS, is handing over a share of his website to this man. SO RESPEK him or be done with! That is all.

HAIL RAINMAN (vice tsar)